A random, ever-changing quote from a database will always provide a quick laugh. Here's the code to do it, and a database of extremely humorous quotes, if you need one. Also, using session variables, no quote will be displayed twice in a row. The code can be fully integrated into any enviornment. A tutorial on customizing it is included.

XCENT QuickQuotes is a quote management database that allows you to display random quotations anywhere on your web site. It includes sample famous quotations, or else you can use it to display your own quotations. It is easy to add to any page on your site by adding a single line of code. It is free, so why not download it today!